Chapter 536
old, but she felt a bit afraid now too. Fang Jiaqi hastily said, "Mr. Mo, R雀並不是有意說無雙的閒言,你彆和她一般見識。”墨遙的目光如冰,冷中帶厲,朱雀想到這是第一恐怖組織的人,膽子也大了些,忍不住說道,“你這個人怎麼這樣,我們說話,你偷偷摸摸躲在背後算什麼?”Translation for the added parts:...Chapter 536
"Help me scratch."
"Boss is closest to you, please turn your head." Kakakaka smiled gently. Although her smile was as refreshing as spring breeze, it felt different from her usual smiles.
Mu Chen said, "In previous years, you and Wu Shuang fought the most fiercely. Xiao Bai would run away upon seeing you. This year, without Wu Shuang, you have become listless, and now it's Xiao Bai’s turn to lord over everyone."
Muye said, "Fortune turns on its axis."
Ye Wei said, "On New Year's Eve, why didn't your family’s golden egg, Mo Jue, call back He must be so engrossed that he has forgotten about home. It's the first time we won’t be spending New Year's Eve together. I miss her."
Mojue looked at his wife pretending to care and held back from mocking her; there was no trace of missing their daughter on her face. Who was she trying to fool
Kakakaka wasn't in the mood to play around with them and wondered why Wu Shuang hadn’t called back. He had already gone over a month without talking to Wu Shuang, not even hearing her voice.
This was the longest record.
Even if they didn’t meet in person, making a phone call would be fine too.
Shiyi knowingly asked, "Is Wu Shuang in Egypt"
Ye Wei said, "In Cairo."
Rong Yan smiled and said, "That girl really knows how to pick places. Cairo is a great place. When I was young, I loved staying by the Nile River. The days were so delightful."
Chu Li asked with a smile, "You started following me when you weren’t even twenty. When did you become a maiden"
"Before I met you, I was a girl."
Ye Wei laughed and said, "Yan Yan, don't talk inappropriately with children around."
Rong Yan casually replied, "My apologies, my apologies. I forgot there were kids here."
The children remained unaffected; who cares if they're still considered kids.
Mou Ye suddenly chimed in, "Those who haven’t tasted the taste of women are still kids. Who here hasn't tried it"
The previously noisy hall fell silent all of a sudden. Ye Wei playfully blinked her eyes; Shiyi was embarrassed, while Rong Yan and Chu Li looked at these four grown men with interest.
It was as clear as day that the meaning behind those few people's words was similar to a kindergarten teacher saying, "Who stole the wallet Stand up."
Mou Yao kept his eyes on his nose and his nose on his heart, while Kakka pretended to be dead. Mou Xiaobai's large round eyes stared at Mou Chen, who looked from Mou Yao to Kakka before howling, "Why are you all looking at me Why aren't the two of you reacting"
Kakka was too exhausted to complain while Mou Yao gave a sidelong glance to the fool.
Rong Yan counted on her fingers, "Let’s use elimination. Xiaobai first; as for these three in front—please raise your hand if you’re not still considered a child."
Kakka feigned ignorance while Mou Yao pretended he was deaf. Mou Chen lowered his head to eat and said he didn’t hear anything, which meant no one raised their hands. Rong Yan concluded decisively, "No one raised their hand; they are all kids."
Ye Wei burst into laughter and gave Rong Yan a thumbs up, saying, “High insight.”
Chu Li was rather moved: "Why did we raise so many children"
This is worth further investigation.
Ye Wei propped her chin up, "Ah, look at my third brother's family; they got married and started a family early. Now take a look at the lot of you—aren't you ashamed Fei Mo’s child is probably already in kindergarten while you guys haven’t even seen your children."
"Actually, Ningning’s grandchild has already started kindergarten too. Where are your children" The Eleventh corrected Ye Wei's phrasing, thinking that using Ningning as an example to compare them was the best way, no matter which aspect he looked at—their kids were all dead and gone. Comparing their offspring was even worse; they had two lively ones who could already fly planes, while another one was still in the womb. They lost on both quantity and quality.
Rong Yan said, "Back then when Kaka came out of Spy Island, I should have thrown a woman at him as a reward—I might have had a grandson to cuddle right away."
Kaka didn’t care about the topic regarding women; he was only concerned with where the woman who was supposed to be here tonight had gone.
Ye Wei said, "Blackie Mo, how about you"
"My woman is on par with my little cousin, and her quality definitely surpasses his," Blackie Mo proudly raised his head. He was a heartthrob; there’s no way he wouldn’t have any women.
Ye Wei twisted the corner of her mouth, "Be careful not to catch AIDS."
The corners of Blackie Mo’s phoenix eyes drooped slightly, "Mommy, can you be even more vicious"
Mou Ye said, "I think it's necessary for us to give them a healthy sex education."
Rong Yan said, "You only care about your own sexual happiness; look at the two leftover men in your household."
Mou Chen said, "What if Dad didn’t pass down any lustful genes to us"
Mou Ye spoke solemnly, "You all know that The Eleventh’s genes underwent mutation. Some of the residual genes are incomplete and can be passed down to the next generation. Therefore, this isn't our fault or The Eleventh's; it's simply because genetics is too complex. Don’t blame your genes."
The group fell silent in agreement; Mou Ye was still the leader after twenty years, impressive.
The Eleventh was bewildered, "Are you blaming me"
Moyue held Eleven's shoulder and said gently, "Wife, I was talking about genes."
The crowd burst into laughter, even Moyao couldn't help but chuckle.
Mojue said, "Actually, I don’t like little kids at all. It’s good that I don’t because they’re too noisy; when Baiding is noisy, I always want to pick him up and throw him out the window to kill him."
Baiding's eyes bulged as he looked at his father in complaint, "So cruel, so cruel, so perverted. Mommy, why are you looking at this pervert"
"Your bedroom skills are poor; there’s room for improvement." Ye Wei said coolly. Mojue glared angrily at Ye Wei, and it was Baiding's turn to strut around and laugh triumphantly. Moyue and Rongyan, as well as Chu Li, pitifully looked at the Second Young Master Mo.
When a man is despised by his woman for having poor bedroom skills, it’s even more painful than being shot.
Luckily, Mojue had been beaten down over time by Ye Wei's constant criticism and was numb to it. Darkly, he thought that tonight he would have the chance to prove who actually has poor bedroom skills; whoever passes out first is the one with weak skills.
Baiding said, "After my appraisal, only when my sister comes back will Kaka come back to life."
Kaka gave him a sidelong glance and remained silent.
Suddenly, Ye Wei's phone rang. She put it on the sofa; the ringtone was a children’s song—Two Tigers running, running... This embarrassing yet interesting ringtone stunned everyone present.
Ye Wei answered the call, and Eleven asked, "Weiwei’s taste really has changed."
The previous phone ringtone had been an opera tune. Baiding glanced at Mojue and said, "Mommy's tastes are changing drastically; Daddy, you should have a sense of crisis."
Mojue was thinking about how to proceed tonight and what position to use, so he ignored Baiding’s disrespect. Seeing that his father unexpectedly didn’t get angry, Baiding leaned over the ear of the eldest brother and said, "There must be yellow waste material in my daddy's head."
"You lying like this makes me think there's also yellow waste material in my brain," Moyao said nonchalantly.ttention, unwilling for him to focus on anything else.Even when it came to work matters, Ji Bing sometimes felt gloomy, thinking he had neglected her. Mo Xiaobai knew that Ji Bing's possessiveness was...